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PH 8 - The Magicians (TV), Skins (UK), The 100 (TV)

Request 1 by facethestrange
The Magicians (TV)
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Quentin Coldwater (The Magicians (TV)) & None
Eliot Waugh (The Magicians (TV)) & None
Margo Hanson (The Magicians (TV)) & None
Kady Orloff-Diaz (The Magicians (TV)) & None
The Fairy Queen (The Magicians (TV)) & None
Sylvia (The Magicians (TV)) & None
Skye (The Magicians (TV)) & None
Shoshana (The Magicians (TV)) & None
Julia Wicker (The Magicians (TV)) & None
William "Penny" Adiyodi (The Magicians (TV)) & None
Freeforms:
Dorkiness and geeking out
Dreams - Dream imagery and symbolism
Dreams - Symbolic and weird and revealing the character's subconscious
Kidfic - Adult or teenage character's childhood backstory
Magic gives character(s) infinite nice things and/or permanently makes things better
Overcoming Past Abuse
Post-canon - characters slowly recover from trauma caused by canon
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
Slow development of character as trauma from Traumatic Event is dealt with
Time Travel - 'Peggy Sue' trope
Time Travel - Character changes the past to prevent traumatic events and succeeds
Time Travel - Character meets their child self
Time Travel - Character saves their younger self from trauma
Time Travel - Time travel as therapy
Alternate Universe - Canonically dead character lives
Canonically Dead Character Survives
Character secretly writes in-universe RPF of themselves - popular writer in the fandom
Characters are in fandom in their free time
Dreams - Characters Enter Each Other's Dreams
Pre-Canon - What sort of adventures did the character(s) go on before canon?
General likes:
Childhood flashbacks and backstory; flashbacks and pre-canon backstory in general; slice of life; dreams and other ways to look into the characters' subconscious (I like when it gets very weird, but it also doesn't have to); symbolism; parallels; character study; a character meeting their child self; "what if" AU and other kinds of canon divergent AUs; time travel AU in the context of getting a second chance to do something from the past differently (the "Peggy Sue" trope); dorkiness; characters having fun; children doing their own thing and not being controlled; humor; pop culture references (from tv more than from movies); future/post-canon; exploring canon mental illness and the process of healing from trauma; discovering inner strength and returning to who you really are.
Additional fandom-specific likes:
Re: canonically dead character being alive, I would just love any version of events in which Quentin never died. Normally I enjoy the kind of fix-its where he comes back too, but this is idfic and I just want him to never have been even a little bit dead. It's up to you if you just change the events in the Mirror World or change something earlier so that he doesn't even go there in the first place.
Re: dorkiness and geeking out, you can include it as a part of a fic that mainly deals with something else, or you can just write the entire fic about these amazing dorks being dorky and nerdy, in any configuration and for any reason.
Re: dreams, bonus points if they are related to the processing of trauma or deeper discovery of the self. Then again, Quentin's dorky fandom dreams are definitely just as welcome (not the sex ones, though). :D
Re: magic, I would love an AU (not a complete setting change AU, though) where the entire concept of "magic comes from pain" gets thrown out the window. Not because I necessarily hate it (it's not a DNW for any other prompts) but because this is idfic and I want the characters to just use magic the way they can use any mundane resources in life. No one gets hurt, magic doesn't corrupt or destroy things or comes with a price, it just exists and you can just have fun with it or use it to permanently improve things.
All of the other idfic prompts should be self-explanatory. Other than my DNWs, anything goes, so go wild! :)
Feel free to center your fic around any of the listed character(s), the minor ones just as much as the main ones. You don't have to stick to one character - friendships between any of the listed characters (as well as their friendships with others) are amazing.
General dislikes (DNW):
Any romance; any sex; any kink; physical illness/sickness; someone being taken care of by another person (grooming, feeding, etc.); possessiveness; unresolved mind control or possession; violating consent and freedom portrayed as positive when it's "not a big deal" or "for someone's own good", also in a non-sexual context, also when it applies to children (convincing someone to do things they don't like, "playfully" tickling when someone says no, intentionally limiting someone's choices, "grounding", etc.); parents' POV on a parent-child relationship; self-sacrifice and self-denial portrayed as positive; non-canon pregnancy and childbirth.
Additional fandom-specific dislikes (DNW):
Quentin's death, permanent or temporary, and therefore episode 4x13 and a lot of season 5 (elements of season 5 existing in a world where Quentin never died are okay). Focus on Reynard or Plover (mentions and/or aftermath of what they've done are okay).

Request 2 by facethestrange
Skins (UK)
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Pandora Moon (Skins (UK)) & None
Mini McGuinness (Skins (UK)) & None
Maude Malone (Skins (UK)) & None
Liv Malone (Skins (UK)) & None
Katie Fitch (Skins (UK)) & None
Karen McLair (Skins (UK)) & None
Grace Blood (Skins (UK)) & None
Franky Fitzgerald (Skins (UK)) & None
Effy Stonem (Skins (UK)) & None
Katie Fitch & Effy Stonem (Skins (UK))
Freeforms:
Dorkiness and geeking out
Dreams - Dream imagery and symbolism
Dreams - Symbolic and weird and revealing the character's subconscious
Kidfic - Adult or teenage character's childhood backstory
Magic gives character(s) infinite nice things and/or permanently makes things better
Overcoming Past Abuse
Post-canon - characters slowly recover from trauma caused by canon
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
Slow development of character as trauma from Traumatic Event is dealt with
Time Travel - 'Peggy Sue' trope
Time Travel - Character changes the past to prevent traumatic events and succeeds
Time Travel - Character meets their child self
Time Travel - Character saves their younger self from trauma
Time Travel - Time travel as therapy
Alternate Universe - Canonically dead character lives
Canonically Dead Character Survives
Character Losing Grip on Reality
Mental Instability
Pre-Canon - What sort of adventures did the character(s) go on before canon?
Supernatural Elements
General likes:
Childhood flashbacks and backstory; flashbacks and pre-canon backstory in general; slice of life; dreams and other ways to look into the characters' subconscious (I like when it gets very weird, but it also doesn't have to); symbolism; parallels; character study; a character meeting their child self; "what if" AU and other kinds of canon divergent AUs; time travel AU in the context of getting a second chance to do something from the past differently (the "Peggy Sue" trope); dorkiness; characters having fun; children doing their own thing and not being controlled; humor; pop culture references (from tv more than from movies); future/post-canon; exploring canon mental illness and the process of healing from trauma; discovering inner strength and returning to who you really are.
Additional fandom-specific likes:
Re: canonically dead character being alive, I mostly mean Grace, but Freddie is definitely okay too if you write about gen 2.
Re: dreams, bonus points if they are related to the processing of trauma or deeper discovery of the self.
Re: magic, I would love an AU in which magic exists in the canon setting and the characters can use it the way they can use any mundane resources in life. No one gets hurt, magic doesn't corrupt or destroy things or comes with a price, it just exists and you can just have fun with it or use it to permanently improve things.
Re: mental instability and losing a grip on reality, I mostly mean the exploration of what canonically happened to either Effy or Liv. Other characters are welcome too if they have a canon mental illness that could have these symptoms. I would also love some kind of happy ending, where there's at least hope of the character getting better.
All of the other idfic prompts should be self-explanatory. Other than my DNWs, anything goes, so go wild! :)
Feel free to center your fic around any of the listed character(s), the minor ones just as much as the main ones. You don't have to stick to one character - friendships between any of the listed characters (as well as their friendships with others) are amazing. I'm especially fond of a positive/supportive relationship between Katie and Effy.
General dislikes (DNW):
Any romance; any sex; any kink; physical illness/sickness; someone being taken care of by another person (grooming, feeding, etc.); possessiveness; unresolved mind control or possession; violating consent and freedom portrayed as positive when it's "not a big deal" or "for someone's own good", also in a non-sexual context, also when it applies to children (convincing someone to do things they don't like, "playfully" tickling when someone says no, intentionally limiting someone's choices, "grounding", etc.); parents' POV on a parent-child relationship; self-sacrifice and self-denial portrayed as positive; non-canon pregnancy and childbirth.

Request 3 by facethestrange
The 100 (TV)
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Octavia Blake (The 100 (TV)) & None
Madi (The 100 (TV)) & None
Becca (The 100 (TV)) & None
Freeforms:
Dorkiness and geeking out
Dreams - Dream imagery and symbolism
Dreams - Symbolic and weird and revealing the character's subconscious
Kidfic - Adult or teenage character's childhood backstory
Magic gives character(s) infinite nice things and/or permanently makes things better
Overcoming Past Abuse
Post-canon - characters slowly recover from trauma caused by canon
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
Slow development of character as trauma from Traumatic Event is dealt with
Time Travel - 'Peggy Sue' trope
Time Travel - Character changes the past to prevent traumatic events and succeeds
Time Travel - Character meets their child self
Time Travel - Character saves their younger self from trauma
Time Travel - Time travel as therapy
Nature - Joy while in stormy weather
Outside POV - Speculation on characters' lives
Outsider POV - the public reacts on social media
Pre-Canon - What sort of adventures did the character(s) go on before canon?
Time Travel - Mercy Killing Your Original Timeline & Creating A Better New One
General likes:
Childhood flashbacks and backstory; flashbacks and pre-canon backstory in general; slice of life; dreams and other ways to look into the characters' subconscious (I like when it gets very weird, but it also doesn't have to); symbolism; parallels; character study; a character meeting their child self; "what if" AU and other kinds of canon divergent AUs; time travel AU in the context of getting a second chance to do something from the past differently (the "Peggy Sue" trope); dorkiness; characters having fun; children doing their own thing and not being controlled; humor; pop culture references (from tv more than from movies); future/post-canon; exploring canon mental illness and the process of healing from trauma; discovering inner strength and returning to who you really are.
Additional fandom-specific likes:
Re: dorkiness, geeking out and joy in stormy weather, I just want these characters to catch a break and have some fun. It can be a part of a fic that mainly deals with something else, or it can be its own fic where nothing bad happens to anyone at least for as long as the fic lasts. Geeking out can also refer to Becca pre-apocalypse.
Re: dreams, bonus points if they are related to the processing of trauma or deeper discovery of the self.
Re: magic, I would love an AU in which magic exists in the canon setting and the characters can use it the way they can use any mundane resources in life. No one gets hurt, magic doesn't corrupt or destroy things or comes with a price, it just exists and you can just have fun with it or use it to permanently improve things.
Re: outsider POV on social media, I mean pre-apocalypse public opinon on Becca and her inventions. I'm just fangirling the entire concept of her having been a celebrity, kinda like Elon Musk is right now.
All of the other idfic prompts should be self-explanatory. Other than my DNWs, anything goes, so go wild! :)
You don't have to stick to one character - friendship between Octavia and Madi is amazing, and so is Becca meeting one or both of them (with time travel that's easy).
General dislikes (DNW):
Any romance; any sex; any kink; physical illness/sickness; someone being taken care of by another person (grooming, feeding, etc.); possessiveness; unresolved mind control or possession; violating consent and freedom portrayed as positive when it's "not a big deal" or "for someone's own good", also in a non-sexual context, also when it applies to children (convincing someone to do things they don't like, "playfully" tickling when someone says no, intentionally limiting someone's choices, "grounding", etc.); parents' POV on a parent-child relationship; self-sacrifice and self-denial portrayed as positive; non-canon pregnancy and childbirth.
Additional fandom-specific dislikes (DNW):
The relationships between Aurora Blake & either of her children, between Bellamy & Octavia, and between Clarke & Madi if they're portrayed as healthy (mentions of these relationships as dysfunctional are okay).

PH 56 - Daredevil (TV), Hercules (1997), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), Red Eye (2005)

Request 1 by UltraUltra
Daredevil (TV)
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Julie Barnes/Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter (Daredevil (TV))
Freeforms:
Noncon - Aggressor Tricked Into Believing There Is Consent By Third Party
Touch-Starved
Secret Reveal - Confronting someone about suspicions and being told the whole truth
Noncon - Aggressor Performs Oral Sex On Victim
Noncon - rapist attempts to comfort victim after rape
Noncon - Victim Feels Shame Over Unwanted Arousal
* I have no preference for happy or sad endings. Go with your gut.
* I'm good with character death.
* I generally prefer a male aggressor in non/dubcon scenarios. But, if you have an idea for something else, I'm more than willing to be convinced.
*I love when my characters are tied in knots emotionally. They're angry when they shouldn't be. It feels good and they wish it wouldn't. They want to hurt someone they love. They desire something they're too afraid to go after...

- Instead of getting rid of Julie the old fashioned way to secure his hold over Dex, Fisk decides to use him as a weapon against himself. Dude's a stalker and I'm sure Fisk knows that, maybe he places an ad from Julie's IP looking for someone to fulfill a rape fantasy of hers and Dex decides it'd be safer for him to do it himself.
- I'm curious about the two sides of Dex's obsessive nature. He's obviously violent and gets joy from inflicting pain while being cunning and smart enough to keep that underwraps, but he's also extremely emotional. He wants to kill his therapist for being fatally ill, he kills his teacher for trying to leave, he bursts into Fisk's domain with no plan after he kills Julie. Dex told her earlier in the season he wasn't romantically interested, I don't know if I really believe that. I'd like to see what happens with the two sides of his nature when he's in a love match.

Request 2 by UltraUltra
Hercules (1997)
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Hercules/Megara (Hercules 1996)
Freeforms:
Noncon - Forced to have sex for entertainment of third party
Non-Con - Forced To Commit Rape
Noncon - Villain Forces Pining Couple to Fuck
Sex Lessons
Sex Pollen - Affected A seriously injures unaffected B and blames themself
Awkward Romantic Gestures
First Time Together - Woman Discovers Her New Lover Is Amazingly Good At Cunnilingus
Non-con Elements - virgin is scared but tries to hide it and enjoy their first time
Touch-Starved Character Having Overwhelming Tender Long Foreplay First Time Sex
Inexperienced character is eager but doesn't know what they want
Experienced partner lets inexperienced one explore them
* I have no preference for happy or sad endings. Go with your gut.
* I'm good with character death.
* I generally prefer a male aggressor in non/dubcon scenarios. But, if you have an idea for something else, I'm more than willing to be convinced.
*I love when my characters are tied in knots emotionally. They're angry when they shouldn't be. It feels good and they wish it wouldn't. They want to hurt someone they love. They desire something they're too afraid to go after...

- The party on Mount Olympus after Hercules banishes the Titans goes on for days. Herc and Meg probably should have asked exactly what makes the wine Zeus pulls out on day three so special before drinking the entire bottle.
- Hades pulls off his coup, but soon gets bored. He turns his attention back to two old foes and offers them the one thing they never got to have, a night together. There is, of course, a catch. He gets to watch and Hades has never been one to keep his opinions to himself.

Request 3 by UltraUltra
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Illya Kuryakin / Gaby Teller (The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015))
Freeforms:
Case/mission fic ultimately resulting in ship's realization of feelings for each other
Character Accepts Corporal Punishment For Another's Sake
Noncon - Aggressor Performs Oral Sex On Victim
Noncon - Rape as Initiation/Hazing
Noncon - rape as part of military/spy training
Noncon - rapist feels guilty afterwards
Noncon - rapist takes care of victim after raping them
Spanking - Corporal punishment
Spoils of War - noble victor forced to noncon captive
Undercover - Honeypot Mission Is Complicated By Unwanted Romantic Feelings
Uniform Kink
Enemies to Lovers
Noncon - Forced To Rape Loved One To Save Them From Worse Fate
Characters who have to choose between sex pollen and truth serum choose sex pollen
* I have no preference for happy or sad endings. Go with your gut.
* I'm good with character death.
* I generally prefer a male aggressor in non/dubcon scenarios. But, if you have an idea for something else, I'm more than willing to be convinced.
*I love when my characters are tied in knots emotionally. They're angry when they shouldn't be. It feels good and they wish it wouldn't. They want to hurt someone they love. They desire something they're too afraid to go after...

- Illya gets to Gabby first. Instead of silencing her permanently, the Russians decide that she could be extremely useful to them. All she needs is some re-education.
- Gabby's cover is never blown before she's called up to U.N.C.L.E and so she's the perfect candidate to break mother Russia's best agent, Illya Kuryakin.

Request 4 by UltraUltra
Red Eye (2005)
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Lisa Reisert/Jackson Rippner (Red Eye)
Freeforms:
Enemies Forced To Work Together
Enemies - No one is allowed to kill you but me
Captivity - villain courts reluctant love interest with luxuries
Hate Sex - Characters having hate sex gradually catch feelings
Rape Recovery
Character A and/or B kinks on Character B's history of trauma
Noncon - Aggressor Performs Oral Sex On Victim
Lima Syndrome
Stockholm Syndrome
Humiliation - Punished in front of others
Noncon - Victim Feels Shame Over Unwanted Arousal
Hurt/Comfort - Actually managing to injure arch-foe and realize you don’t actually want to hurt them
Slow Mindbreak/Corruption via BDSM
Noncon - rapist takes care of victim after raping them
Noncon - Victim is forced to enjoy it
* I have no preference for happy or sad endings. Go with your gut.
* I'm good with character death.
* I generally prefer a male aggressor in non/dubcon scenarios. But, if you have an idea for something else, I'm more than willing to be convinced.
*I love when my characters are tied in knots emotionally. They're angry when they shouldn't be. It feels good and they wish it wouldn't. They want to hurt someone they love. They desire something they're too afraid to go after...

- So there was no way he would've let her go after all of that. I assume the original plan was to kill her after making sure the hit was complete. Let's say, everything goes as planned, but he follows through on his threat to keep her instead.
- Maybe Jackson escapes, but Lisa will always be the one who got away.

PH 68 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Marvel Cinematic Universe

Request 1 by aphilologicalbatman
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter Books)
Freeforms:
Enemies Forced To Work Together
Enemies to Allies - Begrudgingly Recognizing Other Character's Competence
Enemies - No one is allowed to kill you but me
Washing Off The Blood Of Your Enemies In A Sexy Way
Banter - character development through conversation
Situational homosexuality - Desperately horny bad idea sex and shame afterwards
Aftermath of sex pollen - attempting to resume purely professional relationship
Enemies to Lovers - A comes to care deeply for B and tries to get B to trust and believe in them
Character who isn't used to support/affection gets a lot of it from partner's friends/family
Families - Found Family
Give me a classic Drarry fic. Ignore the epilogue/interviews/Pottermore if you want. Hell, if you want to go full 2004 and set it in sixth or seventh year with no regard for HBP or DH, be my guest. Keep these two fairly cantankerous and have them butt heads. I’m happy to read about them in their teen years or post-Hogwarts. You can break up canonical couples or have them be unfaithful; either is fine. If you’re up for it, I’d love to read about them on an adventure or mission of some sort. (Are they paired up in class? Do they work together at the Ministry? Do they just have to make polite small talk at a party and they can’t even manage that? Does Hermione have to throw elbows and shade?) Doesn’t have to be high stakes, but it can be. Must include shenanigans.
I have frequently been accused of enjoying: snarky bantz, prissiness, case/mission fic, teasing, light genderplay, absolute filth (including but not limited to: rimming, gratuitous fingering, facefucking, D/s [but not full- on master/slave], powerplay). Smut enthusiastically accepted if you are so inclined.
DNW: noncon, alternate reality AU (e.g., no powers, coffee shop), mpreg, issuefic

Request 2 by aphilologicalbatman
Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Qui-Gon Jinn (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy)
Freeforms:
Age Difference - At least one of the ship guiltily kinks on their age difference
Case/mission fic ultimately resulting in ship's realization of feelings for each other
Case Fic
Daddy Kink
Service Top
Worldbuilding
Accidental Marriage - Due to Misunderstanding the Norms of Another Culture
Humans From Uptight Culture Stop Worrying After Fourth Sex Planet Or So
Undercover - Getting All Dressed Up And Gong Out To Be Distraction and/or Bait
Situational homosexuality - Desperately horny bad idea sex and shame afterwards
Well, put me in a time machine and tell me it’s 2000 because I still want to shove this pairing in my face like no one’s business. You’re welcome to write about Obi-wan as a teenager or older; I think it’s obvious that I find the age difference to be a feature, not a bug, of this pairing. I adore case/mission fic, especially with the level of gentle absurdity that Jedi missions generally provide. Give me your best cultural misunderstandings, boring meetings, sneaky politicans… I’m happy to read something quite dark or saccharine sweet for this pairing. I love hurt/comfort with these two. Obviously you’re welcome to acknowledge how fucked up this pairing is, but please make the love real, even if it hurts.
I have frequently been accused of enjoying: snarky bantz, prissiness, case/mission fic, teasing, light genderplay, absolute filth (including but not limited to: rimming, gratuitous fingering, facefucking, D/s [but not full- on master/slave], powerplay). I feel like this pairing also deserve hair-pulling? And maybe some light daddy play. Smut enthusiastically accepted if you are so inclined.
DNW: noncon, alternate reality AU (e.g., no powers, coffee shop), mpreg, issuefic

Request 3 by aphilologicalbatman
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Medium:
Medium: Fanfiction
Relationships:
Bruce Banner/Loki (MCU)
Peter Parker/Tony Stark (MCU)
Loki/Thor (MCU)
Freeforms:
BDSM - Rough sex leaves bruises and bite marks
Incest - platonic touching slowly turning less platonic
Incest - characters insist each time is the last time but it keeps happening
Incest - Having Threesomes Together With Non-Relatives While Mutually Pining
If I Must Solve A Dozen Geopolitical Problems Just To Have Sex With You Then I Will
Team as Family
MCU: Tony Stark uses Science to test Peter Parker's sexual abilities
Daddy Kink
Case/mission fic ultimately resulting in ship's realization of feelings for each other
Service Top
Welp, I’ve lumped all of these together, but I think it’s obvious that the incest tags only apply to one of the three pairings. I’m gonna break this up into three sections, but basically: keep Loki a manipulative bastard. And, uh, don’t write me Peter/Tony if you don’t want to?
Bruce/Loki: This is very 2012, but I love the idea that Loki, after the Great Hulk Whumping, cannot let go of having finally found someone who can absolutely best him in a fight. Loki loves things that are bad for him; of course, he thinks he should fuck the Hulk. Bruce is kind of a weird side bonus because it means that Loki has a captive audience for shenanigans. Please give me Loki stopping Bruce from getting Important Science done, possibly while trolling him about magic-as-science. I’d love Bruce knowing that this is a terrible idea but also not being able to turn down the opportunity to study an actual alien.
Loki/Thor: The id-iest of idfic? I love that this pairing subsists on the fact that they can hurt each other better than anyone else can but also desperately covet the other’s affection. I adore Loki and Thor ending up in awkward threesomes with a third character that they’re just not that into. Keep them antagonistic and prickly and desperate for each other’s approval. Have them push each other’s buttons. I’m happy to read something pre-Thor (2011) about their lives as intergalactic teens or during canon, but I’m not super keen on anything set during or after Infinity War. I adored Ragnarok, so feel free to splash around in that world as well. (The Grandmaster could be the saddest filling in that Odinson sandwich?) I love the Asgardian secondary characters, so I’d love to see them appear too if you’re so inclined.
Peter/Tony: Hello, friend. Look, I don’t want you to make this pairing okay. I don’t want you to age Peter up from his canon age in MCU. I want it to be fucked up, and I want Tony to feel bad. You’re welcome to make it as weird and terrible as you want, although I don’t want anyone to write me Tony-molests-Peter-and-goes-to-jail-for-it fic. Peter needs to be an enthusiastic participant in their relationship, even though he couldn’t legally consent if he were a real person. Please no extremely tender and loving deflowering fic; awkward and furtive deflowering is fine. Daddy kink enthusiastically encouraged but not necessary.
I have frequently been accused of enjoying: snarky bantz, prissiness, case/mission fic, teasing, light genderplay, absolute filth (including but not limited to: rimming, gratuitous fingering, facefucking, D/s [but not full- on master/slave], powerplay). Smut enthusiastically accepted if you are so inclined.
DNW: noncon (with technical legal exception for Peter/Tony), alternate reality AU (e.g., no powers, coffee shop), mpreg, issuefic